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"CREATIVITY IS THE ABILITY TO MAKE OR THINK OR SEE OR HEAR SOMETHING THAT DO NOT EXIST EXIST BEFORE"

twitter.com/emmy_e_natassia:

    "Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked."
    — 1 year ago with 7 notes
    #lol  #lmao  #funny  #jokes 
    "Wife texts husband “Windows frozen”
    Husband texts back “Pour some warm water on it”
    Wife texts back “Computer completely fucked now”"
    — 1 year ago
    #lol  #fucked  #husband  #wife  #lmao 
    "Me: *Breathes*
    Mom: Watch your fucking tone.."
    — 1 year ago with 6 notes
    #quotes  #attitude  #lol  #awesomequotes  #mom  #me